just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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