New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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