Whats the glycemic index on semen?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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