Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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