wat bout pragnant strippers??
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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