barbara walters just said penis...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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