there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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