It's Friday. Sex?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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