well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wish I only lived at night.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
if i died would you start the facebook group?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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