Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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