Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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