Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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