the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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