I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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