...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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