We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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