D3 body, D1 cock
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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