My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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