4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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