Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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