just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
i think im in europe. pls send help
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