i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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