He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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