I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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