you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
how drunk are you?
Several
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
