when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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