she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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