Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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