We're like a lot better than the average bears
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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