You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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