She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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