Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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