Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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