another moral hangover. fuck.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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