im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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