I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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