so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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