Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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