Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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