homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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