ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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