I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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