Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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