This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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