Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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