I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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