i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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