My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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