i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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