Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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