A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.