Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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