I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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